Where do you find a no legged dog?
A: Right where you left him.

What Has Four Legs And An Arm?
A: Happy Pit Bull.

What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog because it croaks every night.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
A: Because it squeaked.